Mini Print Alpaca / Llámame antisocial, pero, por favor, no me llames

There are very few sounds guaranteed to spike your blood pressure faster than an unexpected phone ring. Set against a soothing light lilac background, this A6 mini postcard features a close-up of a fluffy alpaca with great hair wearing sunglasses and staring right at the camera, paired with the ultimate introvert mantra: "llámame antisocial, pero, por favor, no me llames" (call me antisocial, but please, just don't call me).

It’s the ultimate piece of stationery for your desk setup, studio wall, or to mail to that one friend who completely agrees that ninety percent of phone calls could have easily been a text message.

Fun fact about alpacas: their fleece is way softer, lighter, and warmer than sheep's wool because it doesn't contain lanolin. So not only do they have immaculate hair and top-tier boundaries against annoying phone calls, but they're literally built for maximum coziness, much like us on our couch.